Irreverent Sleepy Mom Poem

(Because I was too tired to come up with a better title.) The alarm rings out, the sun shines in I haven’t slept a wink I stumble to the kitchen Toward the dishes in the sink I rinse my favorite … Continue reading

Annual State of the Harrison Address

It’s that time of year again! The time of year where I hijack the WMC website and use it as my own little mommy blog. #Freeloading #WhyUseABabyBook And show off my boobs. I do that, too. On the 26th of … Continue reading

How to Potty Train Your Toddler: In 47 Easy Steps

After my daughter turned two, I started looking forward to potty training as only a FTM (First Time Mom)┬ácan. I was excited about the prospect of getting her out of diapers! I’ve learned a lot on the road to Potty … Continue reading